fucking love jim carrey
wEEP LITTLE LION MAN YOU’RE NOT AS BRAVE AS YOU WERE AT THE STAAAARRTTTT
Aunt Hilda was everything
oh my FUCKING GOODNESS LOOK AT YOU
Oh my god it just looks so proud of itself.
i am leopard.
man i hope i get a really rockin’ present from santana clause this year
i will reblog this every day until Christmas
Life hack: conquer your fear of the dark by becoming the thing other people fear in the dark.
THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE TORTOISE IMPRESSIONS OKay
this is i m p o r t a an t
if sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome than i know why everyone calls you handsome
[reaches down to touch football] Its still warm. Theres been sports here recently.
nice to meet u pbtbtbtbtbtbtt